In a room by myself, I ask questions and then I answer them. I often start with, “I’m glad you asked me that, Bob.” I try not to say “Well…” and then get cross-eyed and then fall over onto my face. I make eye contact with the hat wrack. I smile.
I exude the kind of confidence which can only be exuded when there is nothing actually at stake. Eyes on the hat wrack. “I’m glad you asked me that, Bob.” Smile. I hold out my hands as if sculpted by Rodin and use metaphors or perhaps an efficient little anecdote that turns out to be a parable for our times.
In a room by myself, I say dumb things and then I say slightly smarter things. I write down the smarter things. When I ask myself the question again, later, at first I only remember the dumb things.
When I ask myself a question that I can’t immediately answer, I stand up and move to the other room. I circle the table, repeating the question and stabbing at answers. “That’s such an important question, Bob…” I finally arrive at a halfway decent angle of approach and return to the other room. I write down the slightly halfway decent angle of approach. Later, all I remember is, “That’s such an important question, Bob.”
When I get tired I sometimes add, “Wait, can I call you Bob?”
Turns out his name is Fred.
I love this, bob !
Very funny Maestro Evan! Hey what are you doing these days? How about an update summary…..just brief on you and the family! Pleaseeeeeee????
Cindy
Hilarious! Especially: “hat wrack.” 🙂